Josh Darth Humble is a 45-year-old personal trainer who enjoys listening to music, spreading fake news on Facebook and adult colouring books. He is giving and generous, but can also be very unkind and a bit unintelligent.

He is a Scottish Buddhist. He finished school and then left academia. He has a severe phobia of sausages

Physically, Josh is in good shape. He is very tall with pale skin, blonde hair and blue eyes.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. He was raised in a happy family home with two loving parents.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a surgeon called Doris Margot Khan, who was 19 years older than him. They broke up because Doris wanted somebody more intellectual.

Josh’s best friend is a personal trainer called Kay Hernandez. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Adrian Robinson and Archibald Turner. They enjoy duck herding together.